10 Random Poker Quotes
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- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.