10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph