10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.