10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth