10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.