10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.