10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- im going to 2 out you to death