10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.