10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is for fat, American losers.