10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm