10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!