10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT