10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe