10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.