10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.