10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.