10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."