10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!