10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow