10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.