10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003