10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'