10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."