10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986