10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.