10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.