10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth