10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.