10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.