10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.