10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986