10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave