10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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