10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."