10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.