10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........  "Stick em Up!"
 - The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
 - Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet.  I don't ask that question.  I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
 - Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
 - Why not, when some because there are three.
 - "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
 - The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence.  The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
 - The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. 
--Nick the Greek
 - "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
 - After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.