10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.