10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.