10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Welcome to kicker school
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.