10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson