10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.