10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."