10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water