10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it