10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.