10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom