10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger