10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'