10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.