10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike